just a couple of funny things said around here lately:
carter: ah, barnacles.
oh, crackers.
i'm a silly pants.
look at me, i'm a hot dog. come and eat me. hot dogs for sale. (this all said with 1/2 of a hot dog bun on both cheeks. )
kali: mom, did you know that all water is sugar-free except for toilet water?
Our attempt at peer -pressure potty training:
kali: carter, did you know that big boys wear underwear and go potty on the toilet.
carter: (with a smile on his face) but, i'm not a big boy because i wear my diapers and i poop in them!
mom: HELP
carter: ah, barnacles.
oh, crackers.
i'm a silly pants.
look at me, i'm a hot dog. come and eat me. hot dogs for sale. (this all said with 1/2 of a hot dog bun on both cheeks. )
kali: mom, did you know that all water is sugar-free except for toilet water?
Our attempt at peer -pressure potty training:
kali: carter, did you know that big boys wear underwear and go potty on the toilet.
carter: (with a smile on his face) but, i'm not a big boy because i wear my diapers and i poop in them!
mom: HELP
2 comments:
Thanks for the laugh!!!!
Couldn't stop laughing at the toilet water that was a good one
Good job for teach Kali that toilet water is bad. Now if you can just get them to not eat the window seals your doing great. Thanks for the laugh. I'm still laughing.
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